My Attitude Magazine Naked Photo Shoot

I'd agreed to be a model for Attitude Magazine's naked issue. I thought it was a good idea at the time - but that was weeks ago. Suddenly, the day was upon us...

So I didn't eat anything after breakfast, just in case I didn't match up to the other guys I'd imagined were going to turn up to the 'Attitude Magazine's Naked Issue' photo shoot.

By lunchtime I wanted to eat my desk and computer in one go - and I was imagining that I'd be the fat, ugly one in a room full of toned, tanned stunners.

Carrie Bradshaw's neurotic nature had nothing on me by 2pm in the afternoon. By 4pm I was dangerous to know - but I looked FABULOUS.

But by 6pm I'd given in to my fate and I left the office to make the short journey down High Holborn to the photo studio where my fate would be sealed.

I pressed the buzzer and asked for Mark or Matthew Todd - and I announced that Matthew Christian was here. I mean - how is a boy meant to announce that he's here to get his cock out on camera?

To my surprise, the voice over the intercom sounded very pleased to hear that I'd arrived.

So up them there stairs I went. Unsure of what awaited me, but with hope in my heart and a happy place in my pants I walked through the door.

What awaited me? Men in pants. Young men in pants. Gulp! But wait, there was more... Alongside the young men in pants there was also a camera and a room full of all kinds of men - of all ages. Joy to the world - I was one of many.

After spending so long being so nervous, I soon relaxed and started to have a laugh with some of the other guys in the room. Although - I have to admit, the guys who were laughing the most were all over 30 and obviously didn't care too much about whether they had perfect abs or pecs. They were there to have a laugh - as was I. And that made them so much more attractive as a result.

I soon discovered how hard it is to make eye contact with naked men in their 20's while their being photographed - but then it was the 30-something's turn. That meant me.

Eduardo couldn't wait. Everything came off. But then we got told to keep our clothes on as we were going to be working our way down to the money shot.

Clothes went back on and the smiles came out. And do you know what? It was fun. We had a laugh.

Slowly, but surely, the clothes came off and all I remember is thinking was; 'What would Tyra say right now?'

To see quite how well, you'll have to pick up a copy of next month's issue of Attitude Magazine.

Because you're worth it. Enjoy.